A Pastor gets new false teeth. 1st Sunday after he gets them he talks for eight minutes. 2nd Sunday, he talks for ten minutes. 3rd Sunday, he talks for 2 hrs and 48 minutes.The congregation had to drag him down from the pulpit and they asked him what happened.He explains the 1st Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't talk but for 8 minutes. The 2nd Sunday they hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the 3rd Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up..